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Lagusta’s Luscious

Furious Vulvas

Furious Vulvas

1 vulva box, 12 pc

Regular price $33.00
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Furious Vulvas; A bittersweet chocolate vulva with pink peppercorns and Hawaiian pink sea salt.

"Looks like a vagina to me!" OK so the vulva is the external genitals, the vagina is all internal. Anyway, the point is that there is an awful lot of penis-shaped chocolate out there, and we feel it's our duty to do something to correct that imbalance. We've been making these since 2008 (!!!) and have taught pretty much everyone in our small town of New Paltz, NY the difference between vulvas, vaginas, and uvulas (they're in your mouth). We make this chocolate in the pure spirit of love for the many beautiful shapes of vulvas, without tying them to gender.

The chocolate is so good, too, filled with gentle pink peppercorns and Hawaiian alaea sea salt that is naturally reddish pink because of the intense amount of healthful minerals in the volcanic Hawaiian soil. Softly peppery and sweetly salty. 


truly ethical chocolate (cocoa mass, cocoa butter, vegan sugar, sunflower lecithin, vanilla), pink peppercorns*, pink sea salt.

*denotes an organic ingredient

Produced in a facility that uses nuts, seeds, coconut, soy, and wheat.


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Freshness Guide

Chocolates are best kept at cool room temperature away from heat and humidity. Under ideal storage conditions, solid chocolates, bars, and barks will last six months. Caramel and bars with a caramel layer can keep up to three months. Filled non-caramel bonbons should be eaten within one month.

Shipping Info

We ship Monday-Thursday with the exception of bank holidays. We automatically add an ice pack to your order at no extra charge May-October or when shipping to or from warmer climates. If you would like additional protection from warm weather you can add more ice packs here. Please review our Shipping Policy for more details!

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Always vegan

We exist to make amazing ethical sweets. Since 2003 we have been stirring up heartbreakingly delicious confections using equitably sourced ingredients.
We are a completely vegan, woman-owned business committed to the magic of sugar, our love of the earth, and sustainability without sacrifice.

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